Posted 8 hours ago

ACCELERATE AT A MODERATE PACE
He looks like a potato and this isn’t THAT bad but the animation is GODLIKE

it looks like he’s just rotating his leg around his lower torso and the other leg is broken in 5 different places
~Vantas

ACCELERATE AT A MODERATE PACE

He looks like a potato and this isn’t THAT bad but the animation is GODLIKE

it looks like he’s just rotating his leg around his lower torso and the other leg is broken in 5 different places

~Vantas

Posted 8 hours ago

F()R THE LOVE ()F G()D WILL Y()U LET ME SLEEP?Oh shit! Right, will come back later. Just so you know, his name is icyKingpin.
kids with quirks kids with quirks KIDS WITH QUIRKS

*MODERATELY LOUD WAILING*
~Vantas

F()R THE LOVE ()F G()D WILL Y()U LET ME SLEEP?
Oh shit! Right, will come back later. Just so you know, his name is icyKingpin.

kids with quirks kids with quirks KIDS WITH QUIRKS

*MODERATELY LOUD WAILING*

~Vantas

Posted 8 hours ago

Golly

is that a giraffe
~Vantas

Golly

is that a giraffe

~Vantas

Posted 9 hours ago
Hi there, I have a question. Would a yellow blood who sees other peoples dreams but passes it off as hallucinations be an appropriate thing?
unlucky-words asked

sounds interesting, go for it!

~Vantas

Posted 9 hours ago
how would you feel about a transgender troll? just curious
Anonymous asked

well trolls are beings that understand themselves, and as far as we can tell in the comic they do have a sense of gender identity, so really there’s no problem to see

any species with a concept of gender can and will have members of society that are non-cisgender

~Vantas

Posted 12 hours ago
the copious amounts of fantrolls who want to challenge the hemospectrum disturbs me.
victoriatheunicorn asked

who would even want to challenge the hemospectrum i mean, if you supported it, you would automatically have a better chance of mencip liking you

~Coconut

Posted 12 hours ago

Your name is Cypher Kadver,You are Seven Cycles of Age.
You enjoy art, and writing, finding the creation of both things and words very enjoyable. While some may consider your choice of colors very obtuse, especially when you end up drawing yourself with a vary of different skin colors, you never give it up.
The walls of your hive are covered with the damn things. You can’t walk two steps without walking into a hall covered with what you consider to be your personal masterpieces.Not that you could walk far without walking into anything. Didn’t you realize by now? You are blind!
Yep, Blind as can be. Well, not really. You can not see like others do, as in just see everything around them, just look up see the sky or look forward and see everything in the distance. You see auras, actually. Well, Auras AND words.
If it’s alive, the aura usuall reflects their blood color, if they are a Lusus or Sprite they are White,and the world around you is simply Grey and black. Hense the problem, everything is friggen black!
Does not help that your Fetchmodus, the Fate modus, decides what you get and when. So if you need something, you have to hope it’s being nice, as you can’t find it yourself.I guess thats what you get for living in a cave! Wait, you forgot you lived in a cave? Yes, infact, you do! Unlucky, huh?
The drones decided you’d fit in well in a cave near the ocean, considering that no one really lives near you. I mean, you DO know of the locals, but you are so damn socially akward you wouldn’t leave your hive to go say hello. Even if you wanted to, all the cave walls look black to you, so you generally walk into the wall instead of an entrance.What a pathetic Purple Blood you are, huh? Not that anyone really knows it, you don’t even type in purple, or act it. You think everyone should just get along, and people shouldn’t be treated because of the color of their blood.
Not that it would matter, really, you don’t KNOW any other trolls. Yep, you haven’t spoken to anyone in Seven cycles.
You have Trollian, but not a single person added.Even your Lusus doesn’t really like you. Your half-Wolf, Half-sea serpent Lusus tries his best to avoid you, even. You usually only see him when he needs something, and if he doesn’t get it, he breaks something of yours. Thank GOG for your Spearkind, right?
Even though you aren’t that good at combat, so your spear is usually just glorified walking stick.Your Trolltag issupportiveObserver And youTend to type with Z’s in plaze of S’z, Th’z, and your laugh comez out az Kekehe. You alzo do not Hemotype, exchanging your purple text for Ruzt Red Text.
—
The troll’s owner has supposedly improved this troll but let’s have a moment of silence for what once was

i bet he’s a furry who cosplays as lucario
~Coconut

Your name is Cypher Kadver,

You are Seven Cycles of Age.

You enjoy art, and writing, finding the creation of both things and words very enjoyable. While some may consider your choice of colors very obtuse, especially when you end up drawing yourself with a vary of different skin colors, you never give it up.

The walls of your hive are covered with the damn things. You can’t walk two steps without walking into a hall covered with what you consider to be your personal masterpieces.

Not that you could walk far without walking into anything. Didn’t you realize by now? You are blind!

Yep, Blind as can be. Well, not really. You can not see like others do, as in just see everything around them, just look up see the sky or look forward and see everything in the distance. You see auras, actually. Well, Auras AND words.

If it’s alive, the aura usuall reflects their blood color, if they are a Lusus or Sprite they are White,and the world around you is simply Grey and black. Hense the problem, everything is friggen black!

Does not help that your Fetchmodus, the Fate modus, decides what you get and when. So if you need something, you have to hope it’s being nice, as you can’t find it yourself.

I guess thats what you get for living in a cave! Wait, you forgot you lived in a cave? Yes, infact, you do! Unlucky, huh?

The drones decided you’d fit in well in a cave near the ocean, considering that no one really lives near you. I mean, you DO know of the locals, but you are so damn socially akward you wouldn’t leave your hive to go say hello. Even if you wanted to, all the cave walls look black to you, so you generally walk into the wall instead of an entrance.

What a pathetic Purple Blood you are, huh? Not that anyone really knows it, you don’t even type in purple, or act it. You think everyone should just get along, and people shouldn’t be treated because of the color of their blood.

Not that it would matter, really, you don’t KNOW any other trolls. Yep, you haven’t spoken to anyone in Seven cycles.

You have Trollian, but not a single person added.

Even your Lusus doesn’t really like you. Your half-Wolf, Half-sea serpent Lusus tries his best to avoid you, even. You usually only see him when he needs something, and if he doesn’t get it, he breaks something of yours. Thank GOG for your Spearkind, right?

Even though you aren’t that good at combat, so your spear is usually just glorified walking stick.

Your Trolltag issupportiveObserver And youTend to type with Z’s in plaze of S’z, Th’z, and your laugh comez out az Kekehe. You alzo do not Hemotype, exchanging your purple text for Ruzt Red Text.

The troll’s owner has supposedly improved this troll but let’s have a moment of silence for what once was

i bet he’s a furry who cosplays as lucario

~Coconut

Posted 12 hours ago
Creator here, confirming that the McDonald's troll, is in fact a joke.
Anonymous asked

our hero, everyone

~Coconut

Posted 1 day ago

I couldn’t find a picture that corresponded with this text

the baptist

She Was born into Nobility, Only a few indigo trolls are Female, giving her a uphand in old-alternia. She was The Grand Highblood’s secret advisor, usually the one to pacify him after mauling lower-blooded trolls. The Subjugglators adorned her, and highblood gave her anything she desired. She had a wonderful life. She could have anything and anytroll she wanted. but what happend?

She didnt feel right, living in luxury, as a grub she was sometimes teased on how she interacted with lower blood’s and highblood would always harshly scold her for it. She wanted to make peace with the trolls, she could be see praying, rather apologizing rather loudly and frequently for her “High Brother“‘s actions, making her rather nervous around lower trolls. She stayed quiet untill the time of The Sufferer’s birth, she decided to travel alternia, handing out prayers, hiding what she was doing from the Subjugglators. a couple of sweeps later, She started to Admire the Sufferer’s teachings and became the baptist. she would help with lower-class grubs, she would also help people who were running away from the law, who were convicted of nothing.

Love wasnt instore for her, untill she heard of a Troll named “E%cecutor Darkleer”. at first she had no relations what-so-ever with him, untill the time of Sufferer’s death when he was exiled. one day she was relaxing near one of alternia’s many rivers, when she stumbled upon a shadow in the distance. although anything couldve happend to her at that moment, she stood up and smiled. her comforting smile seemed to work and he walked closer to her, revealing himself from the shadows.

[TB]: ….Are you….darkleer…?

[ED]”…..”

although he seemed very weird and deep, she still continued to stay happy. she sat down and watched the mountains beyond the river. he was baffled. but he stood there and watched. as days passed she started to relax there every evening, and every evening he would come. then one day he started to sit next to her by the river. she was nervous, even blushed at his mysterious ways, but stayed calmed and happy. then one day, as they stared into the distance, he spoke.

[ED] D—>…….lovely scenery.

[TB] it is. very pretty.

[ED]D—> it takes away from….my dark past.

[TB] yes. we all have those.

Every day the talked. they talked for weeks,months, and later sweeps.Soon their Feelings for each other turned to red. but it didnt go unoticed. grand highblood had spys to search for her. when the jugglators told him about her whereabouts, he was enraged. he send the jugglators to kill them both, if she would go easily, he might spare her life.

When mindfang told the news to darkleer, he was both saddend and angry. but there was nothing he could do. he was a higherblood then him. Vachen couldnt handle that. if she were to die, she would “Die by her loved one’s hand, not a hand tainted by thousands of other bloods”. she asked e%cecutor to kill her. he couldnt do it, but after hours of crying and begging, he finally did it. he wrapped his hands gently around her neck, and strangled her untill her last breath. finally he said “I am sorry”. soon he placed her body on the river, made a metal plaque near her resting place that said:

"Here lies The Selfess princess"

his whereabouts were soon unknown.

Ok but why is her title the Baptist

takes away from my

//dramatic hair flip

…dark past

~Vantas

Posted 1 day ago

this is a fantroll adoptable

for 5 bucks

disclaimer; the sign isn’t a question mark, it’s only there to be like “she doesnt have a sign but put it here when you give her one”

this reminds me of that video of that one anime con from 2008 with the girl yelling “NYA”

~Vantas

Posted 1 day ago

I’M ACTUALLY DISTRESSED

wow i didn’t know colgate made toupées

~Vantas

Posted 1 day ago
I only made it to page 46 before I had to stop, but I learned some nice stuff: this blog is hella cool,the url Homestuckidiots links to a porn site, and Dialla is the bane of all Homestucks everywhere. Thank you for this blog, gonna go cry in a corner and bleach my eyes now.
maltri asked

frankly it’s still a huge achievement to just get past page 10, let alone 46

some of the things that find themselves on this blog can be pretty bizarre

also dialla ships her shameless over-marysued self insert with dirk strider which is probably the scariest thing of all

~Vantas

Posted 1 day ago

Gotta go fast

FOR SOME REASON I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE EXPRESSION PLEASE HELP ME
~VANTAS

Gotta go fast

FOR SOME REASON I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE EXPRESSION PLEASE HELP ME

~VANTAS

Posted 1 day ago

It is I
Nacho Libre

i actually don’t see much wrong with this one
i also don’t see where the omega symbol comes in but i don’t see anything wrong with it
it is kind of strange to have a half-robot head but there’s probably a backstory on what happened to them to cause this
~Vantas

It is I

Nacho Libre

i actually don’t see much wrong with this one

i also don’t see where the omega symbol comes in but i don’t see anything wrong with it

it is kind of strange to have a half-robot head but there’s probably a backstory on what happened to them to cause this

~Vantas

Posted 1 day ago

The profile:
my fan troll [ Mary ]
she is a perverted, crazy, obsessed with love and drawing.
she thinks that her destiny is to be alone forever
and then is afraid to take a deep friendship
she fall in love with the people, but then says
“I am a bad girl, I can not stay withh a person”
and she is depressed.
is usually a cheerful girl.
—————————
Love:Gamzee,Karkat,Eridan,Terezi,Tavros
Normal:Feferi,Sollux,Aradia,Nepeta
Hate:Kanaya,Vriska,Equius
y r u so stupid

the relationships tho
~Vantas

The profile:

my fan troll [ Mary ]

she is a perverted, crazy, obsessed with love and drawing.

she thinks that her destiny is to be alone forever

and then is afraid to take a deep friendship

she fall in love with the people, but then says

“I am a bad girl, I can not stay withh a person”

and she is depressed.

is usually a cheerful girl.

—————————

Love:Gamzee,Karkat,Eridan,Terezi,Tavros

Normal:Feferi,Sollux,Aradia,Nepeta

Hate:Kanaya,Vriska,Equius

y r u so stupid

the relationships tho

~Vantas